Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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