i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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