Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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