had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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