If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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