Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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