I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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