its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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