absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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