I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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