He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
