Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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