i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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