is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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