If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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