Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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