he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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