her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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