i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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