I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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