He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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