Hey man sorry I got all grabby
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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