He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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