We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
A+ Viking dick
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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