Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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