that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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