around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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