dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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