So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
so much tequila, so little girl.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize