Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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