Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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