I must be too annoying 4 u.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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