Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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