apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash