i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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