Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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