oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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