I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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