Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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