okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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