it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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