Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
