They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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