capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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