no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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