I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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