y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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