belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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