How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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