I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Congratulations! We have a period
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