I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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