I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
