I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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