Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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