No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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